(Source: thegodlessatheist)

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

13designershoes:

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

image

Ps I also love how that reaction gif isn’t the yknow actual reaction but is still perf nonetheless

shatteredxfears:

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

OMG

(Source: elizabethcorso)

tags: photography,

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

tags: omfg,

(Source: megablaziken)

tags: fave, art,

(Source: patarnon)

tags: omfg,
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in your heads of how it’s supposed to be.”
— Anonymous (via realizes)
tags: quotes,

boi-scum:

27suitehearts:

whyisdansohard:

keepitmoist:

infelice:

politics-war:

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition

A monk and a punk

love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

can’t not reblog again

best thing ive ever seen

tags: photography,

(Source: thecloneclub)

tags: orphan black,

thevvintersolder:

fun fact: if you say ‘bucky barnes is a villain’ three times into a mirror then steve rogers will appear and punch you in the face

10knotes:

my eyes have been opened

(Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast)

10knotes:

Your spidey sense must be tingling because you are in danger

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)